The Wadge : Application Form

Fill out this little beauty and you'll have your profile added to the people page in no time at all, ready for people to see what you're all about, and eventually stalk...er...TALK to you on the message board. Ahem...on with the questions! PS: For you overly chatty folk, you can make your answers as long as ya want, and while you don't have to answer each question, we would like you to answer at least some, so we know you're not a vegetable.

How do I send this application form?
Oh it's easy, Billy! After you've filled in the questions, click the SEND IT button, and you should see yourself added on the people page within a few days (unless I'm feeling extra lazy).

Uh, shouldn't I send a photo of myself too?
YES. Please do. A profile is hardly a profile without a photo. Email it to application@thewadge.com!

01: What's your name?

02: Your username on the Message Board?

03: What's your email address?

04: I know *I* don't celebrate yours, but I'm sure you have a birthday?

05: Now tell us a bit about yourself...

06: You're a girl, right?

Yep
Nope

07: Any nicknames we don't already know about?

08: Favorite thing about Manitouwadge?

09: Your drunkenest moment? (Think hard.)

10: Who do/did you mostly hang out with back in the wadge?

11: Favorite place to hang out in the wadge?

12: You've egged a house, right?

13: Favorite teacher at MHS and why?

14: Are you one of those golfing nuts? (Insert your favorite ball-washer™ joke.)

15: Your favorite drink?

16: Bird section, Indian section, or Animal section? (You new section bums are outta luck.)

17: Plaza, Capri or Casa D'Or? (Zoe, you're not even allowed to answer.)

18: Old beach, or not-so-old beach?

19: Remember when we had an annual mining competition?

20: Ever get your ass kicked?

21: How many babies do you have? (If your answer is 10, I'm so sorry.)

22: Which closed shop downtown do you miss the most? (ie: The Chicken Roost.)

23: Favorite thing to do when it's snowing?

24: A train leaves White River travelling at 120km/hour, and a BMG bus leaves Manitouwadge going 100km/hour. How long will it take Darren's dad to smoke a pack of cigarettes?

25: Oh my god! Remember when the Petro was the GULF? That was SOOOOO wierd!

26: Favorite song heard at a school dance?

27: Would you consider yourself a newbie?

28: Best Manitouwadge house party of your time?

29: Ice skates or skateboards?

30: Are you married?

31: Would you like to be? (No, I'm not offering!)

32: Which Farkas did you like better? (Will accept "new school" or "old school".)

33: FUCK MARATHON!

34: Which do you like better, Paulo, or Paulou?

35: 4 Words...Best Barbecue Sauce Ever!

36: Beer or Whiskey? (You knew the questions would go this way sooner or later.)

37: What's your brand?

38: The Lighthouse - cool because of their office supplies, or creepy because of their music selection? Discuss.

39: True or False. Wiping a stain with a porkchop creates an even worse stain.

40: Favorite French teacher?

41: If you could give out an MTV award for "Best Fight", who would it go to?

42: One cent candies aren't one cent anymore. Are we gonna take that shit?

43: Rendezvous Days or Canada Day?

44: Buzzy the Blackfly or Marvin the Mosquito?

45: What do you think of those high school kids that hold up the walls of Nelson's?

46: Favorite / least favorite police officer?

47: Hell yeah, I hated that guy too...

48: Poll : Do you think Manitouwadge will ever reach that point where it's just a ghost town with nothing left but old, boozed-up, homeless cowboys and tumbleweeds?

49: Did you enjoy applying for things?

50: Last Question; do you like...like me like me?

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