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Ashley Rooney

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Username on the Message Board:
Ashman74


Email Address:
raunchy_raunch@hotmail.com


Birthday:
April 26


Now tell us a bit about yourself...
Mechanical Engineer, graduated in 1997. I move around a lot, never staying in one place for more than about 2 years it seems. Was in Ottawa for the last 2 years until Decemeber of 2004 when the work dried up and am now in the lovely town of Smooth Rock Falls for a short period of time. (Yes the town sucks but the money was too good to pass up) While I was in Ottawa though, I managed to buy a house to let my brother and his g/f Genny Tremblay stay in for next to nothing while I toil away in this god-forsaken shithole...I mean..er I view the house as an investment.

Favorite Sports - Formula 1 and hockey, although now that the NHL is on strike, I must admit I have caught the curling bug. NOT! Let me state for the record that curling sucks the fat one and can be considered to be the most boring game on the face of the earth - and yes that INCLUDES Major League Baseball..


You a girl?
Nope


Any nicknames we don't already know about?
Studly Hungwell.


Favorite thing about Manitouwadge?
Christmas time. Always have a good time when I go there for Christmas, but that's mostly because of the people.


Your drunkenest moment? (Think hard.)
It has been dubbed and will forever be known as "The wheelbarrow incident". 'nuff said.


Who do/did you mostly hang out with back in the wadge?
Morgan and most of his friends (Rene, Darren etc) since none of my friends ever go back there.


Favorite place to hang out in the wadge?
My house. There seems to be a party there pretty much every night during the Christmas holidays. Its also a lot less smokey than the hotel and I don't have to listen to "Cotton-Eyed Joe" and other truly disturbing, awful music..

You've egged a house, right?
Honestly, no I don't think so - but I shot eggs over my house and they landed on Frieka Jung's head - does that count?


Favorite teacher at MHS and why?
Mr. Babe.


Are you one of those golfing nuts? (Insert your favorite ball-washer™ joke.)
I play golf once a year and actaully hate it!


Your favorite drink?
Gin and ice (otherwise known as a martinin).


Bird section, Indian section, or Animal section? (You new section bums are outta luck.)
Bird Section and Indian section blows - New section is all the rage.


Plaza, Capri or Casa D'Or? (Zoe, you're not even allowed to answer.)
Village.


Old beach, or not-so-old beach?
Neither.


Remember when we had an annual mining competition?
Nope.


Ever get your ass kicked?
Hell yeah.


How many babies do you have? (If your answer is 10, I'm so sorry.)
ZERO.


Which closed shop downtown do you miss the most? (ie: The Chicken Roost.)
C'mon - what kind of question is that? Hanel's of course.


Favorite thing to do when it's snowing?
Again, partying at the house and the trivial pursuit and card games.


A train leaves White River travelling at 120km/hour, and a BMG bus leaves Manitouwadge going 100km/hour. How longwill it take Darren's dad to smoke a pack of cigarettes?
27.3 minutes.


Oh my god! Remember when the Petro was the Gulf? That was SOOOOO wierd!
No I don't (I didn't arrive until 1987).


Favorite song heard at a school dance?
N/A


Would you consider yourself a newbie?
No.


Best Manitouwadge house party of your time?
Soooo many to choose from. Probably one of Zeke's.


Ice skates or skateboards?
Ice Skates every time.


Are you married?
No.


Would you like to be? (No, I'm not offering!)
Possibly - still on the fence about that one.


Which Farkas did you like better? (Will accept "new school" or "old school".)
Don't know Farkas from a hole in the ground - sorry.


FUCK MARATHON!
Damn Straight.


Which do you like better, Paulo, or Paulou?
Paulo.


4 Words...Best Barbecue Sauce Ever!
I've never watched him make it, but Darren Nelson makes a pretty wicked bar-b-q sauce. I would rank it pretty much even with Bulls-Eye. "I heartily endorse this product or event.".


Beer or Whiskey? (You knew the questions would go this way sooner or later.)
If I have to choose only between the 2 - Beer.


What's your brand?
Bass.


The Lighthouse - cool becuase of their office supplies, or creepy because of their music selection? Discuss.
Don't believe I have ever even stepped foot inside that place.


True or False. Wiping a stain with a porkchop creates an even worse stain.
It depends on the colour of the shirt.


Favorite French teacher?
I barely remember the names of any of my teachers.


If you could give out an MTV award for "Best Fight", who would it go to?
The rumble downtown between Pat Paquette, Danger-Russ and Serge Gionet's g/f (circa 1998? 1999?).


One cent candies aren't one cent anymore. Are we gonna take that shit?
Hell No!


Rendezvous Days or Canada Day?
The last Rendezvous Days was one hell of a blast! Not sure that it compares to Canada Day in Ottawa though...


Buzzy the Blackfly or Marvin the Mosquito?
Buzzy - The old band (Jim, Trevor, Don, Nuno and myself) all got one after rockin' the socks off the crowd at Rendez-vous days (1993).


What do you think of those high school kids that hold up the walls of Nelson's?
Bunch of no-good punks.


Favorite / least favorite police officer?
The only one I knew was Mike - so he can be both.


Hell yeah, I hated that guy too...
Paul Arruda.


Poll : Do you think Manitouwadge will ever reach that point where it's just a ghost town with nothing left but old, boozed-up, homeless cowboys and tumbleweeds?
Yes - In roughly a year.


Did you enjoy applying for things?
It's what gets me up in the morning.


Last Question; do you like...like me like me?
"I'm sorry Rene, but I don't go in for these back-door shenanigans. Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no."






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