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Chris Baker

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Username on the Message Board:
Bakes


Email Address:
poor_horatio@hotmail.com


Birthday:
January 20


Now tell us a bit about yourself...
Moved to the Wadge in sixth grade and am now living in Toronto (god I hate the Leafs) doing my Masters at U of T in Pharmacology (and no I'm not going ot be a pharmacist). So that means I can hook all you Wadge people up some high quality experimental drugs, and I know how the Wadge kids loves the drugs, we'll talk. Ok that is all... for now.


You a girl?
Nope


Any nicknames we don't already know about?
Bakes, Little Baker, Bags.


Favorite thing about Manitouwadge?
The fact that I've heard many people refer to it as a hole in the ground, but if you notice, it is surrounded by hills so techincially it is an indentation in the ground, the irony people!!!


Your drunkenest moment? (Think hard.)
Actually didn't happen in the Wadge (surprisingly) it was a hockey party last year in Hamilton, me my brother and an Irish guy with a bottle of whiskey and lots of beer.


Who do/did you mostly hang out with back in the wadge?
Brady, Kristine, Rhonda, Jen, Raegen, Laura and pretty much anyone else who can stand to talk to me.


Favorite place to hang out in the wadge?
The Hotel, friends' basements.


You've egged a house, right?
Nah.


Favorite teacher at MHS and why?
Would have to be Mr. Babe, though Mr. Mayr is up there too.


Are you one of those golfing nuts? (Insert your favorite ball-washer™ joke.)
Not really a golf nut, but i do enjoy whacking a few balls (makes jokes go ahead).


Your favorite drink?
Rye and Coke, beer.


Bird section, Indian section, or Animal section? (You new section bums are outta luck.)
Indian section, represent!!


Plaza, Capri or Casa D'Or? (Zoe, you're not even allowed to answer.)
Tough choice, but I'll have to say Plaza.


Old beach, or not-so-old beach?
Old beach.


Remember when we had an annual mining competition?
No, not really.


Ever get your ass kicked?
Nope, everyone loves me.


How many babies do you have? (If your answer is 10, I'm so sorry.)
None that I know of but I have been around the country and bit and I rarely give girls my real name, so you're guess is as good as mine.


Which closed shop downtown do you miss the most? (ie: The Chicken Roost.)
The Northern, there's just something about being able to buy socks that The Wadge is missing now.


Favorite thing to do when it's snowing?
Make mysterious snow angels in people's yards, and snow ball fights.


A train leaves White River travelling at 120km/hour, and a BMG bus leaves Manitouwadge going 100km/hour. How longwill it take Darren's dad to smoke a pack of cigarettes?
"As long as it takes me, know what I mean." - Lorne


Oh my god! Remember when the Petro was the Gulf? That was SOOOOO wierd!
No and I prefer not that think that my precious Petro was never sullied like that.


Favorite song heard at a school dance?
I always got pumped to hear Backstreet's Back, and see Darren do the dance from the video.


Would you consider yourself a newbie?
Not really, but I'm not old school either, sort of in-between.


Best Manitouwadge house party of your time?
Too many to count really.


Ice skates or skateboards?
Ice skating, I was a hockey kid all the way.


Are you married?
Nope.


Would you like to be? (No, I'm not offering!)
Well if you're not offering then no.


Which Farkas did you like better? (Will accept "new school" or "old school".)
Old School I guess.


FUCK MARATHON!
I agree, fuck them in their stupid asses.


Which do you like better, Paulo, or Paulou?
Paulo.


4 Words...Best Barbecue Sauce Ever!
Bulls Eye.


Beer or Whiskey? (You knew the questions would go this way sooner or later.)
Its too hard to choose, but beer.


What's your brand?
Keith's.


The Lighthouse - cool becuase of their office supplies, or creepy because of their music selection? Discuss.
I always found it kind of creepy.


True or False. Wiping a stain with a porkchop creates an even worse stain.
True.


Favorite French teacher?
Ms. Melanson.


If you could give out an MTV award for "Best Fight", who would it go to?
Dwart (choose any fight).


One cent candies aren't one cent anymore. Are we gonna take that shit?
Hell no!!! How the hell else are the children suppoded to get their sugar fix?!?!? Fight the power!!


Rendezvous Days or Canada Day?
Canada Day all the way.


Buzzy the Blackfly or Marvin the Mosquito?
Buzzy.


What do you think of those high school kids that hold up the walls of Nelson's?
Ahhh the waste of time that is youth.


Favorite / least favorite police officer?
Mike the Cop, is ther any other??


Hell yeah, I hated that guy too...
Why must we hate? If he took your beer you knew he wasn't gonna be a prick and pour it out, he'd drink it himself dammit.


Poll : Do you think Manitouwadge will ever reach that point where it's just a ghost town with nothing left but old, boozed-up, homeless cowboys and tumbleweeds?
Sadly yes, I can't see it being aretirement community for long, old people probably die much faster up there.


Did you enjoy applying for things?
No not really.


Last Question; do you like...like me like me?
Of course I do (see answer to question 31).






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