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himself
Email Address:
porkchoprag@hotmail.com
Birthday:
Feb 15
Now tell us a bit about yourself...
You'd like that, wouldn't you.
You a girl?
Nope
Any nicknames we don't already know about?
Her favourite play-thing.
Favorite thing about Manitouwadge?
The High School Girls (giggidy giggidy).
Your drunkenest moment? (Think hard.)
eenie meanie mynee...
Who do/did you mostly hang out with back in the wadge?
"the boys".
Favorite place to hang out in the wadge?
Justin Cauldwell's.
You've egged a house, right?
Not with eggs thank you very much.
Favorite teacher at MHS and why?
Miss Maderash....want to touch the hiney.
Are you one of those golfing nuts? (Insert your favorite ball-washer™
joke.)
If by nuts you mean fat balls....triker, then maybe.
Your favorite drink?
booze.
Bird section, Indian section, or Animal section? (You new section
bums are outta luck.)
Right next to Parise.
Plaza, Capri or Casa D'Or? (Zoe, you're not even allowed to answer.)
Jehovah's Witness Kingdom Hall.
Old beach, or not-so-old beach?
Old bitch, not-so-old bitch, whoever.
Remember when we had an annual mining competition?
Fucking Wade.
Ever get your ass kicked?
Yes but she was bigger than me.
How many babies do you have? (If your answer is 10, I'm so sorry.)
A number > or = to 0.
Which closed shop downtown do you miss the most? (ie: The Chicken Roost.)
Mr. Movie for the fine ladies......like Craig.
Favorite thing to do when it's snowing?
Shoot frozen tennis balls in the direction of Craig's
already swollen sack.
A train leaves White River travelling at 120km/hour, and a BMG bus leaves
Manitouwadge going 100km/hour. How longwill it take Darren's dad to smoke
a pack of cigarettes?
Just shorter than it takes for him to give Rob 2nd
hand smoke cancer.
Oh my god! Remember when the Petro was the Gulf? That was SOOOOO wierd!
Remember when Russ's ass fell out of his pants at the
place that used to be the GULF.
Favorite song heard at a school dance?
Live Drunkin' Performance of "Pea"
Would you consider yourself a newbie?
What's a nubian?
Best Manitouwadge house party of your time?
Chartrand's on New Year's or on top of the strand.
Ice skates or skateboards?
I have other methods of self mutilation like having
other men fire frozen vulcanized rubber at my head and naughty bits. So
I guess Ice skates but not with Lance Bearisto.
Are you married?
Only to my work. HA!!
Would you like to be? (No, I'm not offering!)
Depends, got any good mail orders?
Which Farkas did you like better? (Will accept "new school"
or "old school".)
Both have their upsides but isn't everybody's world
a little more harmonious without either?
FUCK MARATHON!
Please. Right in it's dirty mouth.
Which do you like better, Paulo, or Paulou?
The In-between like Jekyll and Hyde.
4 Words...Best Barbecue Sauce Ever!
Can't argue with that.
Beer or Whiskey? (You knew the questions would go this way sooner or later.)
Together if and when possible. Like right now.
What's your brand?
Dirty Sanchez. Of booze?
The Lighthouse - cool becuase of their office supplies, or creepy because
of their music selection? Discuss.
I'll have to go with creepy for $1200, Alex.
True or False. Wiping a stain with a porkchop creates an even worse stain.
True but creates an even better email address.
Favorite French teacher?
Mr. Mayr.
If you could give out an MTV award for "Best Fight", who would
it go to?
Jay Oakley attacking one of the Collins kids. Comic
Gold.
One cent candies aren't one cent anymore. Are we gonna take that shit?
I am.
Rendezvous Days or Canada Day?
Anytime to get drunk and harass a person in a black
fly costume.
Buzzy the Blackfly or Marvin the Mosquito?
Did em both as well as Kathy Bates.
What do you think of those high school kids that hold up the walls of
Nelson's?
I support them. God bless them and we hope they come
home soon and safe.
Favorite / least favorite police officer?
Are you allowed to have a favourite?
Poll : Do you think Manitouwadge will ever reach that point where it's
just a ghost town with nothing left but old, boozed-up, homeless cowboys
and tumbleweeds?
Worst prognostication ever. Who ever heard of predicting
the present.
Did you enjoy applying for things?
Only at Brothels. Makes transactions cleaner.
Last Question; do you like...like me like me?
I told you last night baby. During and after.
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