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Jeff Clark

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Username on the Message Board:
VanDerBeek


Email Address:
hugemoose@hotmail.com


Birthday:
May 14, 1982


Now tell us a bit about yourself...
Come on now, I grew up in the wadge. I'm pretty sure eveyone knows all about me, you can't go uptown without getting 3 phone calls asking what you were doing.


You a girl?
Nope


Any nicknames we don't already know about?
Little Billy.


Favorite thing about Manitouwadge?
You can go on drunken adventures and not have to worry.


Your drunkenest moment? (Think hard.)
On that island by black river bridge, doing a jig barfoot on broken beer bottles.


Who do/did you mostly hang out with back in the wadge?
Thompson, Cole, Al, Scherman, Rhonda, Kendra, Darren.


Favorite place to hang out in the wadge?
Gym.


You've egged a house, right?
But of course.


Favorite teacher at MHS and why?
Mr. Mayer, if you got outta line you were getting a smack.


Are you one of those golfing nuts? (Insert your favorite ball-washer™ joke.)
Nope.


Your favorite drink?
Beer.


Bird section, Indian section, or Animal section? (You new section bums are outta luck.)
Indian......isn't that the new section???


Plaza, Capri or Casa D'Or? (Zoe, you're not even allowed to answer.)
Casa.....stupid fire.


Old beach, or not-so-old beach?
Old beach.


Remember when we had an annual mining competition?
Yep, they brought that big ass rock in front of the rec.


Ever get your ass kicked?
No.


How many babies do you have? (If your answer is 10, I'm so sorry.)
None, I think anyways.


Which closed shop downtown do you miss the most? (ie: The Chicken Roost.)
Northern....all I want to buy is a pair of boxers, why do I have to go to Marathon to get them?


Favorite thing to do when it's snowing?
Drink.


A train leaves White River travelling at 120km/hour, and a BMG bus leaves Manitouwadge going 100km/hour. How longwill it take Darren's dad to smoke a pack of cigarettes?
As soon as the plastic is off them it's game over. 30 Seconds.


Oh my god! Remember when the Petro was the Golf? That was SOOOOO wierd!
That one was a bit before my time.


Favorite song heard at a school dance?
Do the locomotion.


Would you consider yourself a newbie?
No.


Best Manitouwadge house party of your time?
Al Paquette's when Darren and Pat bought a shopping cart of booze. I still don't know how the floor didn't bust apart and fall into the basement..


Ice skates or skateboards?
Skates.


Are you married?
No.


Would you like to be? (No, I'm not offering!)
Sure, not yet though.


Which Farkas did you like better? (Will accept "new school" or "old school".)
Old?


FUCK MARATHON!
In their smelly stank town goat ass!


Which do you like better, Paulo, or Paulou?
Paulo.


4 Words...Best Barbecue Sauce Ever!
Ummm....


Beer or Whiskey? (You knew the questions would go this way sooner or later.)
The Beer.


What's your brand?
Kokanne or Keith's.


The Lighthouse - cool becuase of their office supplies, or creepy because of their music selection? Discuss.
All that place needs is a giant poster with Jack Nicolson from "The Shining" and it would be complete.


True or False. Wiping a stain with a porkchop creates an even worse stain.
Yeah, but then your shirt becomes tasty, so you just eat in and solf the problem.


Favorite French teacher?
I think those are mutually exclusive terms.


If you could give out an MTV award for "Best Fight", who would it go to?
Mrs. Lawerence vs. Entire High School.


One cent candies aren't one cent anymore. Are we gonna take that shit?
Hells no.


Rendezvous Days or Canada Day?
Canada Day.


Buzzy the Blackfly or Marvin the Mosquito?
Neither...those bastards are all about hurting you.


What do you think of those high school kids that hold up the walls of Nelson's?
Someone has to do it, that slanty shanty is about to crumble.


Favorite / least favorite police officer?
Never really had either.


Hell yeah, I hated that guy too...
Didn't everyone?


Poll : Do you think Manitouwadge will ever reach that point where it's just a ghost town with nothing left but old, boozed-up, homeless cowboys and tumbleweeds?
Indeed, that's why I'm hitting the booze and moving to alberta to practice for a bit.


Did you enjoy applying for things?
It was pretty painless.


Last Question; do you like...like me like me?
I'm all about playing for the right team.






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