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Kris MacDonald

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Kris


Email Address:
krismac96@hotmail.com


Birthday:
October 17th


Now tell us a bit about yourself...
You wanna know more? Ask and perhaps I'll tell.


You a girl?
Nope


Any nicknames we don't already know about?
As far as I know... none. But there was that time where everyone referred to me as... oh wait nevermind.


Favorite thing about Manitouwadge?
The fact that nobody knows where it is.


Your drunkenest moment? (Think hard.)
Me and Darren battling in the middle of the day, downtown Manitouwadge...


Who do/did you mostly hang out with back in the wadge?
Chik, John, Scott, Jamie, Yves, Willett, Paulo, Derick, Craig & more...


Favorite place to hang out in the wadge?
Nelsons, back when it had da games!


You've egged a house, right?
Honestly, no! I've carried eggs into a house... but never delivered them at high speeds.


Favorite teacher at MHS and why?
Mrs.P, always enjoyed her class. And always failed... WTF?

Are you one of those golfing nuts? (Insert your favorite ball-washer™ joke.)
Not a golf nut. Once worked at the course and have seen the dark underbelly that is "fairway maintanence"!

Your favorite drink?
Da beer.

Bird section, Indian section, or Animal section? (You new section bums are outta luck.)
New sect.... shit not an option.

Plaza, Capri or Casa D'Or? (Zoe, you're not even allowed to answer.)
Plaza, best fries in TOWN!

Old beach, or not-so-old beach?
Old beach, that's where the action was!

Remember when we had an annual mining competition?
No I don't, when the hell was that?

Ever get your ass kicked?
Once by a guy named Jack Daniels.

How many babies do you have? (If your answer is 10, I'm so sorry.)
As far as I know... none.

Which closed shop downtown do you miss the most? (ie: The Chicken Roost.)
The Strand Theatre... and I wasn\'t even here when it was open.

Favorite thing to do when it's snowing?
Wish it was not snowing.

A train leaves White River travelling at 120km/hour, and a BMG bus leaves Manitouwadge going 100km/hour. How longwill it take Darren's dad to smoke a pack of cigarettes?
Darren's dad smokes?

Oh my god! Remember when the Petro was the Golf? That was SOOOOO wierd!
I do remember! And they had those Hostess Munchies chips... that had wrestler stickers in them! What the fuck was a Munchie anyway? Some kinda chip monster? How does that sell chips?

Favorite song heard at a school dance?
Jump Around, by House of Pain... and then we'd all.... jump.... around.

Would you consider yourself a newbie?
Well, my roots go back to P.E.I. not Newfoundlan.... OHHH NEWBIE! Umm no.

Best Manitouwadge house party of your time?
Schermann's New Years Rockin' Eve! 1998 I think... or 99. I'll get back to ya..

Ice skates or skateboards?
Ice skates, then skateboards, then ice skates again.

Are you married?
No.

Would you like to be? (No, I'm not offering!)
Sure!

Which Farkas did you like better? (Will accept "new school" or "old school".)
Old school... no doubt.

FUCK MARATHON!
Can't, I live there!

Which do you like better, Paulo, or Paulou?
Paulo. How the hell do you even say, "Paulou..."

Beer or Whiskey? (You knew the questions would go this way sooner or later.)
Beer.

What's your brand?
Export and Coors Light (yeah yeah yeah).

The Lighthouse - cool becuase of their office supplies, or creepy because of their music selection? Discuss.
Enjoy the office supplies... like the setup. Should visit more often.

True or False. Wiping a stain with a porkchop creates an even worse stain.
False, wait no TRUE!

Favorite French teacher?
Madame something... I forget.

If you could give out an MTV award for "Best Fight", who would it go to?
Chik & the pavement... that was UNEXPECTED.

One cent candies aren't one cent anymore. Are we gonna take that shit?
Shit NO

Rendezvous Days or Canada Day?
Rendezvous.

Buzzy the Blackfly or Marvin the Mosquito?
Buzzy.

What do you think of those high school kids that hold up the walls of Nelson's?
I was one of those kids... somebody's gotta hold that wall up!

Poll : Do you think Manitouwadge will ever reach that point where it's just a ghost town with nothing left but old,boozed-up, homeless cowboys and tumbleweeds?
I hope so, tumbleweeds are AWESOME!

Did you enjoy applying for things?
Only when they come back to bite you in the ass, like that whole, "sell your soul and I'll hook you up" deal...what a rip!.

Last Question; do you like...like me like me?
Everybody Likes Rene... Tuesdays at 7 on CBS.