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Paulo Benevides

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Username on the Message Board:
hitmancomn4u


Email Address:
paulo_benevides@hotmail.com


Birthday:
Feb.23, 1976


You a girl?
Nope


Any nicknames we don't already know about?
The Hitman.


Favorite thing about Manitouwadge?
Peace and quiet when needed.


Who do/did you mostly hang out with back in the wadge?
Chik, Kris, Scott, Derick.


Favorite place to hang out in the wadge?
Corner of Nelson's.


You've egged a house, right?
Can't remember.


Favorite teacher at MHS and why?
Mr. Mayr. Gave me confidence.


Are you one of those golfing nuts? (Insert your favorite ball-washer™ joke.)
No.


Your favorite drink?
Rye and coke.


Bird section, Indian section, or Animal section? (You new section bums are outta luck.)
Indian.


Plaza, Capri or Casa D'Or? (Zoe, you're not even allowed to answer.)
Capri.


Old beach, or not-so-old beach?
Not so old beach.


Remember when we had an annual mining competition?
Yes.


Ever get your ass kicked?
One on one, no.


How many babies do you have? (If your answer is 10, I'm so sorry.)
None.


Which closed shop downtown do you miss the most? (ie: The Chicken Roost.)
B.j's variety.


Favorite thing to do when it's snowing?
Warm up inside.


A train leaves White River travelling at 120km/hour, and a BMG bus leaves Manitouwadge going 100km/hour. How longwill it take Darren's dad to smoke a pack of cigarettes?
Just one pack?


Oh my god! Remember when the Petro was the Golf? That was SOOOOO wierd!
Yes.


Favorite song heard at a school dance?
Enter sandman.


Would you consider yourself a newbie?
A what bie?


Best Manitouwadge house party of your time?
Too many to remember.


Ice skates or skateboards?
Skateboards.


Are you married?
No.


Would you like to be? (No, I'm not offering!)
Yes.


Which Farkas did you like better? (Will accept "new school" or "old school".)
Neither.


FUCK MARATHON!
You said it brother.


Which do you like better, Paulo, or Paulou?
Paulo.


4 Words...Best Barbecue Sauce Ever!
Huh?


The Lighthouse - cool becuase of their office supplies, or creepy because of their music selection? Discuss.
Can't believe it's still open.


True or False. Wiping a stain with a porkchop creates an even worse stain.
Is that a remark about me? grrrrrrrrr.


Favorite French teacher?
Mrs. Kinney.


If you could give out an MTV award for "Best Fight", who would it go to?
Leroy Cutourier and Joe Thompson. Missed the Duarte and Paul fight.


One cent candies aren't one cent anymore. Are we gonna take that shit?
Hell no.


Rendezvous Days or Canada Day?
Rendezvous Day.


Buzzy the Blackfly or Marvin the Mosquito?
Buzzy.


What do you think of those high school kids that hold up the walls of Nelson's?
I was one of them.


Favorite / least favorite police officer?
Brooks.


Poll : Do you think Manitouwadge will ever reach that point where it's just a ghost town with nothing left but old, boozed-up, homeless cowboys and tumbleweeds?
Yes.


Did you enjoy applying for things?
No.


Last Question; do you like...like me like me?
Get over yourself.






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