|
Have a request for a top 10? Have your own personal top
10? Email Us.
10. Let's face it, you've
had your fill of cheesesticks, and are looking for something more.
9. You will finally be able to distinguish
the difference between "Country Rock" and "Rock in the
Country".
8. If one of your community's schools is
sinking into the ground, it's time to pack up.
7. Sometimes a guy's just gotta buy a pair
of pants, ya know?
6. Because in comparison, Marathon looks
like a bustling metropolis. (ie: They have a street light).
5. The rival between Frank's and the Valu-Mart
is just too horrible, I can't watch it! TOO MANY LIVES HAVE BEEN LOST!
4. Sorry treeplanters, you're #4.
3. With the smell of dog shit can you then
only really know that spring has indeed
sprung.
2. Notice the high school is moving closer
and closer out of town? Next year they're planning for education to leave
entirely! Hazah!
1. Ensus is really an active volcano.
10. Whenever you see a plane, it's probably just crop dusting and
not trying to crash into the CIBC.
9. No more need for pesky telephone technology.
Just go find your friend's truck if he's not home.
8. The age gap between you and the girls
you babysat is slowwwwly getting smaller.
7. You never have to take your work home
with you, because you're unemployed.
6. Okay, cheesesticks are fucking amazing.
5. Where else can you stumble upon a forgotten
12-pack of beer chilling in the forest? It's stolen AND cold!
4. The only time our military air-raid siren
was ever required, was to let the town know that it's time to get old-school
drunk.
3. When your girlfriend leaves you (and
she will), you can just bonk a new one on the head and drag her home.
2. In some circles, standing in front of
Nelson's classifies as a form of mental Yoga.
1. In the face of melting-hot magma, leave it to
the Wadge to host a "First Annual Community Weenie Roast and Dance-off."
10. "Sorry! Only Coors Light™
left!"
9. Two words: Las Kall.
8. The pool felt is starting to look like
Grandma's knitted Christmas sweaters.
7. Happy new year! Everyone gets a free
glass of sour animal pheromone... er... champagne!
6. "Dude, I used to babysit that girl".
"Awesome dude!"
5. No more Shawn Buchanan, no more fun.
4. Sorry treeplanters, you're #4 again.
3. Breaking news! Splashing sounds from
the bathroom, they're not just from the sink anymore. Catch it at 11.
2. Cotton Eye Joe. Nobody wanted to hear
this when it came out, nobody wants to hear it 15 years later.
1. It'll be another 1000 years before we can ring
in the Willenium with DJ Barry Murphy.
10. Pick a baseball field,
any baseball field.
9. Ensus, unless your boot catches fire.
8. That wacky shack behind the bank.
7. Your grandma's house. (While she's asleep
of course)
6. Pedestrian ways, not just for walking
your dog anymore.
5. Your house. (While you're asleep of course.)
4. Any good friend's basement. Basements
are warm.
3. The Manitouwadge Motor Hotel.
2. I wanna go where that guy in the drawing
is!
1. I'm drunk already, I'll take wherever.
|
